An overrated actor/comedian who isn't the least bit funny and is known for stealing his jokes from Louis CK. all he ever does is swear a lot and tell all these uninteresting and unfunny stories about his pathetic life, expecting people to laugh. Plus he's a singer, but a very, very bad one.
Dane Cook: Why do they call bananas bananas? Shouldn't they be called FUNanas because theyre fun and they're full of deliciousness? Isn't that like the point of eating a banana? Well that's why I eat a banana now STEP OFF!
Retarded audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That Dane Cook.....
Retarded audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That Dane Cook.....
by Truelove February 26, 2008
Get the Dane Cookmug. (Verb) To avoid an unnatractive person who wants to hook up with you. Usually invovles sitting in a single person chair and not getting up the entire night. It is not directly telling the person that they are gross and you do not want them. It is more descrete and just flat out avoiding.
1. Two people at a party in a room with a bed and a comfy chair
Person 1: *Sits on the bed
Person 2: *sits in the chair
2. Amanda: Did you get with him?
Kristen: No he's so gross, I totally daned him the whole night.
Person 1: *Sits on the bed
Person 2: *sits in the chair
2. Amanda: Did you get with him?
Kristen: No he's so gross, I totally daned him the whole night.
by perri009 September 30, 2011
Get the danemug. To climb upon, or tackle an individual for no apparent reason. to climb in another's lap unannounced.
by DefaultYates December 21, 2009
Get the Great Danemug. by drummindave50 January 1, 2010
Get the Dane Crookmug. 
Get the Dane Cookmug. A sexual act of questionable nature (thats never the same twice) performed by Dane Robbins of Bloomington IL or Trained Professional Dane Job Giver (TPDJG). The highlights of this act are his sexy right hand and onion booty. Known as a DJ.
by TPDJG #3 January 11, 2008
Get the Dane Jobmug. a celebrity, mostly despised, with a mostly juvenile fan base and doomed to have his fame move down an endless slide into irrelevance as he grows older.
Also, a celebrity who's fame will quickly die after his prime and thus become a sad, punch-line version of himself.
Also, a celebrity who's fame will quickly die after his prime and thus become a sad, punch-line version of himself.
by sketto July 29, 2012
Get the Dane Cookmug.