Matt Damon

Matt Damon

Matt Damon

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 9, 2021

Mr. Damon

He will never look you in the eyes because he got attacked by owls when his mother was not paying attention to the young Matty! He serves hi life duty as a hall monitor with honor and determination to protect the schools from raccoons and white feminists! Thank you Mr. Damon for all that you do!

Q: who is that sexy beast protecting the halls?
A: I think thats Mr. Damon!

by white . June 20, 2019

Damon Salvatoritus

When u have an obsession with Damon Salvatore when u used to like Stefan and then u met the love off your life

Me:Oh no I think I’ve I got Damon Salvatoritus

Friend:there’s no saving u now

by Marnie123456 February 10, 2021

Damon Salvatore

The hottest bad ass man alive......well dead!

I wish I was like Damon Salvatore.

by #vamp January 11, 2021

big damon

a nigga in prison that'll stuff your hole

from friday

big damon quarterbacked your salad huh bitch?

by roast April 5, 2005

Fat Damon

an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.

Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!

Carrie: I do not!

Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!

by Chris Norton February 24, 2009

damon balls

A word that describes people who have lost there testicles as a result of injury or other perils.

Oh my god, that old mad has damon balls!

by Dictify January 4, 2009