Homoaffective Disorder

A neurological disorder revolving around the intense sexual interests between two people of the same gender; for which it is mostly religiously unaccepted and considered sinful, and is revolved solely of the following symptoms:

- Urge to misuse the reproductive genitalia during sex
- Reproductive misidentification
- Abuse of the reproductive system for sexual pleasure
- Increased desire in sodomy (abusing the reproductive organs)
- Higher predisposition to receiving sexually transmitted diseases
- The brain identifying the same gender as means of the reproduction

John was diagnosed with Homoaffective disorder as he had sexual interests for another boy, which is solely unnatural.

by Apple INC. [California USA] August 20, 2022

laughing disorder

Is when a person has no control over thier laughter

My ribs hurt i cant stop laughing so i have a laughing disorder

by Jewish mixed breed November 23, 2013

HBC Disorder

High Butt Crack Disorder...when your crack starts over your jeans, and not because you are wearing them low

"i have to sit against the wall, because i have HBC disorder"

by mesobored May 16, 2006

Woodsman Disorder

A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.

“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”

by Nerdboy1982! January 7, 2020

Autoimmune disorder

The condition many people are born with that makes their life a never ending vortex of pain and suffering so pretty much hell

Man autoimmune disorders suck

by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020

sex disorder

I suffer from a sex disorder, meaning I fuck anything, even a piece of paper. I refuse to go to rehab because I'll just fuck everyone there anyway. I'm a bit shocked that I'm not pregnant yet since I don't use condoms. I must fuck you to cure my disorder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kenzie can't go to rehab because she has a sex disorder.

by sselecaF May 17, 2016

Burster Disorder

A disorder which manifested in a person who believes they are always right, casually plagiarises and sucks off youtubers, commonly used phrasing is burster energy as in someone has burster energy, example being burster himself.

Drake: bro I think your content sucks but like I make the exact same thing
Burster: no my content is really high quality & original
Jo: bro you’re emitting great amounts of Burster Energy have you got Burster Disorder?

by Bursterfan 1 April 21, 2019