An obese man who;
1. secretly wants to learn how to pole dance.
2. says LAWL all the time.
3. crys in corners and eats sunblock and mosquito repellent when feels sad.
4. is retarded, derderder.
1. secretly wants to learn how to pole dance.
2. says LAWL all the time.
3. crys in corners and eats sunblock and mosquito repellent when feels sad.
4. is retarded, derderder.
by derderderderderderderderder December 6, 2010
Get the Derekmug. to break a surfboard (while trying to dive under a wave) by putting your hands on the front and a knee in the middle of the board and breaking it in half by the force of the wave comming at you
by Sean Williams October 3, 2006
Get the derekmug. A Derek is a person that will run ahead of his friends or teammates in order to make a play in a game. After which he then complains his team is no where to be seen when he is taken down.
by Promethium August 16, 2019
Get the Derekmug. Is a filthy pervert who loves porn but is attractive. He’s into weird things like pimple popping Videos and lesbian porn but he can be a nice person and he likes jumping off tables
by Dennis_Ho February 22, 2019
Get the Derekmug. That Derek kid is so bad at Fortnite.
by Fortnite rarer November 27, 2018
Get the Derekmug. He’s a wonderful guy And you’ll think he only likes you and he always will love you he may treat you well you may buy you gifts he may go on dates with you but everything will start going down once he says this “ in a room of all the girls of the world I would pick you “ in your mind your going to think oh wow i know he would pick me he would never choose me over any girl we’re number 1 besties on snap for 2 weeks in a row!! well here’s the reality slowly he would become dry and start responding with “k” “mhm” “cool” “nice” and next is that you’ll see him start talking to another girl with huge breasts, a big ass ,nice shoes ,nice style,pretty makeup, perfect teeth, and that 1 year with him and how close you two got it will mean nothing that girl he started talking to took you place in just one day and next he only responds with emojis you in add him to get over him but than you noticed he’s not in the ignored on snap he unadded you too and next they break up and you guys both lost connection and are no longer friends and so as they say “every story comes to an end” this is where it most likely ends.
by Youfuckingbitch June 29, 2022
Get the Derekmug. He seems nice at first. Then once he gains your trust he sleeps with you best friend. Then pretends you don’t exist
Girl 1: oh hey Derek what’s up
Derek: I’m breaking up with you for your best friend. I need all my stuff back
Derek: I’m breaking up with you for your best friend. I need all my stuff back
by 5adho3 December 4, 2019
Get the Derekmug.