Cunty Blumpkin

similar to the traditional Blumpkin but designed for the womans pleasure. Oral stimulation of a female while she proceeds to squeeze out her tampon into the toilet.
I gave my girlfriend a Cunty Blumpkin last night and it was delicious to the taste and very desirable.
by Damian MacNeill February 5, 2009
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Cunty-Baws

A noun used as an ironic insult, integrating male and female organs.
"You're a right Cunty-Baws"
by Plumb & Begg June 3, 2004
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Cunty Apples

A name to call somebody who is excessively emo
1)Fuck this show - all I see are cunty apples.
by Gay Gay February 9, 2005
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Dumbis Cuntis

Nigel : Pardon my interruption Roger......over there.....is that a gaggle of dumbis cuntis?

Roger : Yes....yes indeed it is...great spotting my dear friend!
by DerekKickett January 1, 2012
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Hunti Cunti

Phase referring to friend or enemy meaning 'honey'.
"Hey, hunti cunti!!!"
"I'm in you face and im right here so do somethin', hunti cunti."
by hunti cunti October 19, 2012
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cunty bread

it phrase that can be for anything or use instead of fuck or shit
"you cunty bread you just punch me in the face " or "you annoy the cunty bread out of me"
by white little abo boy March 16, 2017
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Cunty McFuckoff

A fragile narcissist who tries to make everyone else as miserable as they are. They are also back stabbing pieces of shit that spend time trying to set others up to be in trouble but just make themselves look as stupid as they actually are and look.

Aka: Hope Donnely from Taylor Farms in Smyrna, TN.
Pers 1) Did you see the email that Cunty McFuckoff sent in attempt to make the other shift look bad?

Pers 2) Yeah, it really proved she is as stupid as she looks
by Fuckin Slayer Fan April 4, 2022
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