booty crumbs

when someone doesn't wipe their ass correctly after taking a phat shit and the rest of it gets hard and becomes booty crumbs

wow Jacob looks like you've got booty crumbs in your booty

by lollyholly1234567890 February 12, 2020

crumb king

A person who leaves a trail of food crumbs everywhere they go. Someone who could make soup into crumbs and drop them on the floor/table.

"Have you seen that Matthew guy? He's super cute, but everywhere he goes there is a trail of bread crumbs! What gives?" "Oh, you didn't know? He's the crumb king."

by sannabanana November 7, 2014

Crumb Getta

A man who hits on a woman who is just out of a relationship that ended badly. The woman, devastated, is in a vulnerable and "crummy" position. The man in turn is there to pick up the crumbs, hence, the Crumb Getta.

"You hear? Stacy just got dumped a night before prom." Tyler
"No way, they seemed so happy together." Cole
"It ended really badly, shes a mess." Tyler
"Time for me to move in, I'm a Crumb Getta!" Cole

by AC Stunna July 20, 2008

Freckle crumbs

The larger random freckles on and around your genitalia.

I'm going to follow your freckle crumbs like Hansel and Gretel and see where they lead me...

by Scroody November 5, 2017

Crumb Back

Racial slang. A broke ass cracker is a crumb back mostly aimed towards poor white trash or any Caucasian.

crumb back crumb back

by They Call Me El Jefe April 26, 2011

titty crumbs

It is the small crumbs from food that fall between a BIG titty girl boobs that get stuck between her titties to find later.

A problem BIG titty girls have when they eat crackers, chips, bread, etc. anything that makes crumbs.

My wife was eating crackers earlier and when I grabbed her titty I found some titty crumbs.

by rcohn3 July 4, 2009

River Crumbing

Slang for rain

( aka crumbs of water )

Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?

by Lonely Christian September 4, 2017