Will crouch

Pussy slaying god can get any girls number just by looking at them and has a 20 inch pinch

Will crouch gets puss

by Puss slayer69 April 13, 2020

crouching cunt

valorant cunts who crouch when they see you

fking crouching cunt dodged all my headshot bullets, motherfucker

this piece of crouching cunt, fking cunt cunting cunt cunt. piece of shit keeps crouching

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023

Crouch Wank

When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.

Omg I just got a crouch wank from Louis on snap!!

by JamesBr November 30, 2023

Dirty Crouch

When a man burps after a drink and it smells of semen.

Dave downed his pint and there was a smell like a dirty crouch.

by Coinsy July 15, 2023

crouching tiger hidden dragon

The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.

Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."

Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."

by wangbangpro August 21, 2023

Crouched

Crashing on the couch for the night.

I was so tired I just crouched last night.

by CRussy August 15, 2022

Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch

Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022