croc-offs

A type of plastic/rubber shoe, made to look like crocs. People who wear real crocs can actually tell the difference, and think that croc-offs are totally lame.

croc-lover 1: dude, look at that guy's shoes. are those croc-offs really obvious or what?
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.


why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.

by mowgli27 August 6, 2008

croc cock

A really big dick.

"I heard Tiny Tim has a small penis." "No way dude, he's got a Croc Cock"

by true2lifetenor1 September 20, 2013

croc flap

A croc flap is not unlike the strap on the comfy, stylish yet affordable croc gardening shoe. Under the surface however a croc flap is a bitch that really "gets under your girdle." The croc flap is almost like a hang nail in the sense that it is not completely bothersome but still potent enough for you to raise up and holler "Hey GUURL hey" get out-o-my-damn BizNASS, slut.

I was at the mall the other day trying on a pair of shoes and right when I walked over to that little shoe mirror some "croc flap" walked right in front of me. Who does that "croc flap" thing she is? Oprah mother-fuckin' Winfrey? I would like to know.

A croc flap: a cunty bitch that can't let bygones be bygones.

by Jeff Walters May 6, 2008

croc jocks

1.Girls that always want the D.

2.A girl who always wants to have sex and won't quit riding your jock.

3.A croc-jock.

croc jocks

Hey Samantha always wants the D she's such a croc-jock.
Tiffany won't leave me alone she keeps trying to force me into sex.

Why's, she acting like such a croc-jock?
croc jocks

by jklk;lgjkakl;kg. v ccc,cmcmcm June 27, 2017

Knit Crocs

Crocs that can only be bought at target.

Hey whats your major? I know it cant be fashion, you are wearing knit crocs.

by John Jacob Dole Bowl December 5, 2011

raw croc

When a male has unprotected sex while his genitalia is chafed, has eczema, or some other condition in which his skin is rough and leathery.

Phil told me he gave her the raw croc, even though he had blisters on his dick.

by The_Pyrrhonist December 28, 2021

Croc Top

Croc Top is a severe condition in which the patient suffers from chronic attraction to suburban american white girls. Such as girls named Mallory or Heather who played forld hockey in high school.

Adrian was experiencing a serious bout of Croc Top our first night out back at the bar.

by Mudslide James May 8, 2021