cretard

The critique of a person/occurrence that shows retarded tendencies or displays ignorance in any way.

It's cretarding time when someone stares blankly at a carton of orange juice just because it said CONCENTRATE.

by crazymanz February 2, 2010

Clitasaurous

An extremely large clit.

When Cullen went down on Tori, he realized she had a Clitasaurous!!

by The real Tori May 22, 2009

Clitage

Clitoral massage while having sex: stimulating the clitoris with your finger, leg or penis.

"She needed some clitage to have an orgasm when we first had sex."

by contiusa September 23, 2009

citation

1. The weapon of schools to attempt to defend against plagiarism by saying where things come from, thus eliminating original thought.
2. A very fast jet made by Cessna.

1. "I'm just gonna make up a few citations for the report." (Because quantity always matters over quantity anyways)
2. "Holy crap! Your grandma was drivin' faster than a Citation X!"

by Orion December 31, 2004

The Citadel

Where men go period. Not like the pussy aggies who pretend to be a military school - what a f'ing joke! The Citadel is where manhood meets mastery and only the strong survive.

I wanted not be a pussy aggie, so I went to THE CITADEL.

by Charlie Rules January 2, 2005

clitasaurous rex

when a chick is extremly loose

man1:deby lied she is not a vergin
man2:why u say that?
man1:cause she has a clitasaurous rex in her pants

by f.cliford September 27, 2005

Clitasaurus-Rex

When a woman has an overly large clit, resembling almost that of a mircopenis.

ya I know she was totally hot dude, but she had one hell of a Clitasaurus-Rex hiding down thier that almost out measured my own.

by Matthew St.Germain May 4, 2007