crappachino

When, after taking a large dump, one sprays a french vanilla air freshener, but it does not cure the stench, but only mixes with the poo smell.

Whoa, somebody made a grande crappachino in here!

by Michael Ferguson April 22, 2005

cripple cart

A electric wheelchair intended for use by the handicapped, most often seen at supermarkets. Especially when used not by the handicapped, but merely by the grossly obese.

"Check out that old guy on the cripple cart, I wonder how he lost his leg."

by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

cripped

To be extremely high on marijuana; on the edge of or past the point of explanation, you are cripped. It’s when you are zoned to the max and everything else that come with open mouth syndrome.

yo...this blunts got me straight cripped.

by who says who? October 4, 2006

crippin

verb-its the act of being a member of USA gang called the CRIPS and acting according to their rules

crippin till the day i die

by COOL CRIP August 12, 2017

cripplesticks

1. A slang term for crutches
2. an expression of irritation

1. "That guy broke his leg and is now using cripplesticks"
2. "Man, I just broke your TV"
"cripplesticks"

by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003

crippleware

Software or hardware that limits consumer choice.

I'm not buying that crippleware iPhone or iPod since I don't want to have to buy all my music from iTunes.

by wavedeva January 15, 2007

Crippled Sparrow

A sexual position requiring 5 dudes and 1 chick. The chick has a dick in her ass, snatch, mouth, and 1 in each hand. The only person moving is the chick and it slightly resembles a writhing bird.

Me and 4 buddies of mine went to the whore house so we could give a bitch the crippled sparrow.

by Marc Rinke May 22, 2008