crawlingflour

Just couldn’t find that captain.

Crawlingflour: cap?
9gaggers: *upvote

by CheeseLover84 January 20, 2020

cranking a fat shit

When your taking a dump but the poop is so big it hurts your butt hole when pushing it out.

Friend:*knocks on bathroom door*
Me:Wait a minute I'm cranking a fat shit out of my ass.
Friend:Understandable have a nice day.

by Swagmaster6969696969696 December 3, 2020

cunt cracking

The act of parting the flange and enjoying the pink pleasures of a slightly questionable member of the female species that one may find in a place like Swindon on a Saturday evening. The sort of pleasure where the use of the curtain for cleaning purposes is absolutely essential following copulation.

Had a great tonight cunt cracking tonight fellas.... here, John... do you want to smell my finger?!?

by Myfingerstinks October 10, 2018

cracking

a situation, such as a party, where everyone is dancing and or having a good time.

yo pimpin' you should come through to rick jame's house cuz this shit is cracking.

by alik July 29, 2006

cracking

trying to crack. trying to make jokes

Me:yo fat brain ass
You:oh u cracking?

by Sr.G Oh May 11, 2006

Finger-cracking

A very bad habit that millions of people have, producing an irritating "cracking" sound. You'll know it when you hear it, or see someone doing it.

Why can't people crack all their fingers together at once and quickly get it over with?

by Flatlander April 16, 2005

cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016