Craig is a bent man who loves to bum children in his rape dungeon. He has an infinite collection of butt plugs and has starred on the hit series NCIS special victims unit for paedophilia. His passion of bumming pre-pubescent males is his love of life. He is a bender who likes bending children over. Don't be fooled by his loving and caring character this is one bent man and you should avoid him at all times, or else you will become one of many of his scarred children.
"Do you know Craig?"
"Yeah, i think so, though his windscreen was tinted and couldn't see inside his car."
"Probably cause he was bumming a child."
"Yeah, i think so, though his windscreen was tinted and couldn't see inside his car."
"Probably cause he was bumming a child."
by Benjamin Wright October 31, 2019
This dude is probably gay, as all Craig's are these days, pretty much. Most have a strong passion for men of Liverpool. (i.e, George Harrison.) People of this name are also total clowns. Or they like clowns. Clownfucker?
by cookycluckbro690 April 02, 2019
Craig should kill himself
by Callum Wilton December 02, 2016
You are so Craig
by Cay_bomb.com March 15, 2017
A man with enormous hands. He likes listening to "Baby" By: Justin Bieber. Usually harasses dogs. Allergic to metal in blue jeans so he usually dresses like he is going to the gym. Don't expect to see him in jeans because he hasn't in his whole life. He is a great man though. Is an expert at hittting his own teamates while playing wiffleball.
by Big Papa Thomas June 21, 2010
to Craig (verb): when you laugh at something so hard and unexpectedly that your nose explodes with snot.
John: *tells a joke*
Robert: *snorts and sprays snot everywhere*
John: Dude, you totally just Craiged it!
Robert: *snorts and sprays snot everywhere*
John: Dude, you totally just Craiged it!
by squeefa November 05, 2014
by Walter22 June 08, 2011