A word used by people that pass their high school English classes by bribing their teachers with their small allowance of a million dollars.
by Canada_eh? June 3, 2017

Covfefe - (verb) - an admonition to cover up your fefes (alternative noun for feces) when you have been spewing shit that makes no sense.
(noun) - the button you press to spite or rail against the negative
(Acronym) - secret government acronym for covert operations involving iron (Fe) - possibly referring to the iron core of the Earth and accessing it's magnetic power in service to instituting a new world order where magnetism is harnessed in service to fueling our insatiable need for powering all of our electronic devices one of which can often be found in the hands of the current sitting "President" of the United States and logged in to Twitter at all hours of the night.
(noun) - the button you press to spite or rail against the negative
(Acronym) - secret government acronym for covert operations involving iron (Fe) - possibly referring to the iron core of the Earth and accessing it's magnetic power in service to instituting a new world order where magnetism is harnessed in service to fueling our insatiable need for powering all of our electronic devices one of which can often be found in the hands of the current sitting "President" of the United States and logged in to Twitter at all hours of the night.
Despite the negative press covfefe
by forestgoddess June 1, 2017

Spicer: Mr. President, sir, what are you doing with my sock behind the podium!?
Trump: Quiet you! I'm practicing covfefe; if I can do it while giving a speech I won't need golden showers to get off!
Trump: Quiet you! I'm practicing covfefe; if I can do it while giving a speech I won't need golden showers to get off!
by el_jiggs May 31, 2017

by AHK222 June 1, 2017

Covfefe is an alternative word used by twittering American politicians (often with a link to the Kremlin) when they don't like excellent coverage of facts of the real world by objective journalists. They usually describe coverage of alternative facts with no links to reality as "terrific coverage, great coverage, the best coverage you could imagine", especially when written by Russians or paid by Mexicans. #Trump
by RaisinsAndAlmonds May 31, 2017

A person in power, who doesn't know what they are doing and put many at risk due to their ignorance.
Many fear that the 45th POTUS will cause irrevocable damage, both internationally and domestically because he is a covfefe.
by Skylar01 May 31, 2017
