Penis Cough

After you nut so many times, the orgasm is dry

Me and that bitch Shanda went so many times I had a penis cough

by Long John Van Huge Dong October 9, 2020

cough medicine

The cheaper and easier alternative to pot for minors and/or cheapskates. Also works with mint-flavored cough drops.

“Hey, why is there cough medicine on the bathroom floor?”
“Seventh graders.”

by Kablooski May 10, 2018

cough assist

The cough assist is a device used to help patients who don't have a strong cough due to a nuromuscular disease such as Spinal Muscular Atrophy, or Pulmonary Muscular Atrophy. It delivers positive pressure on the lungs, and puts air into the lungs via a facemask, mouthpiece, or endotracheal/tracheostomy tube adpater, and then once the positive pressure is in the lungs it swiches to negative pressure thus simulating a cough.

1. A cough assist is kind of like a suction machine, but a suction suction machine has to have a tube that goes into the lungs to get the stuff out.

by ventilator96 November 8, 2009

rainbow cough

a cough of which multi-coloured mucous is symptomatic

Kate has been suffering from rainbow cough for two weeks

by Midnight Muse December 7, 2006

Cough e

another word for coffee

hey cough e

by Feras MQ May 3, 2018

coughing gas

The act of farting so much, that smells like shit, makes one start to cough

Bobby has farting gas so bad, he immediately starts to cough, after passing some coughing gas.

by Bonby sugar spits November 17, 2017

golf cough

the cough respectful people use when their lungs are about to explode, but they cannot cough at full volume.

jake was in the most important business meeting of the year with a cold, so he had to use his golf cough as to not interrupt the speaker.

by g1ng3r July 24, 2011