cotton candy

pussy, usually said by juggalos/lettes

Cotton Candy and Popsicles!

by hotsexbaby May 15, 2005

picking cotton

The act of to pulling your underpants out of your ass crack or fixing yourself after being the recipient of a wedgie.

I named this tight leopard print thong "Master" because it keeps me picking cotton all day.

by Dick Thimble October 20, 2010

Cotton Mary

Going down on a girl through her panties

dude one: Did you get to third base?
dude two: Sort of. I gave her a cotton mary

by KayTown September 14, 2010

Mexican Cotton

Slang for wool. Cotton produced in Mexico is notorious for having a very coarse quality, and therefore is often mistaken as wool.

O rats I shouldn't have worn this shirt, it's made of that damned Mexican cotton!

by a.wonderhorse June 13, 2010

Cotton Drank

A drank consisting of cotton candy, water, and vodka. Take a handful of cotton candy (preferably aged at least 1 day), mix it into 4-6 oz. of water. Stir until all the CC is dissolved. Add a splash of vodka for a fruity and curious taste (or more vodka, for more vodka). Some consumers have reported cotton mouth-like symptoms after partaking in it.

"Man, shut the hell up before I eat yo' god damn shirt!!"

"Calm yoself down brother, have a sip of this here COTTON DRANK!!!"

by OfTheSol July 22, 2009

Soft as cotton

Not tough, weak, wimpy

You act tough but you're a little bitch who's soft as cotton.

by Robster006 February 16, 2021

cotton wolf

(n.) a toothless tiger, i.e. a person/object/event that sounds intimidating but in reality carries no real threat.

Christy: Billy, you have to do your homework, or else our Mathematics teacher will scold us!
Billy: Don't worry, he's just a cotton wolf.

by DCloveCC May 28, 2013