a state of constantly arriving

A person who, while present the entire time, when called upon appears to have no idea what is going on as though they've just arrived.

"What's up with Shawn?"
"I don't get it. He's been here the whole time and has no idea what's going on".
"He appears to be stuck in a state of constantly arriving".

by GizmoLucie December 2, 2010

constantine maroulis

The frontman of the band Pray for the Soul of Betty. Kohb Records rescued him from American Idol obscurity.

Isn't it wonderful that Constantine Maroulis got signed to Kohb and will now be producing records for hopefully a long time?

by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005

constant communication relationship

a relationship between two people where each party is constantly communicating, in one way or another, with the other party.

i.e, girlfriend and boyfriend are constantly texting each other when they aren't on the phone or with each other in person

Man1: dude, you're always texting someone, who is it?
Man2: oh, my girlfriend, Girl1.
Man1: jeez dude, you're in a constant communication relationship

by MKultraG July 6, 2010

Constant Pain

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Dude 1: Bro, I'm in constant pain.
Dude 2: Oh, sounds like you've been attending your school classes!

by will_ses June 7, 2021

the constant quaker

the constant quaker is a A short film about two men. One named "Roberto Spalding Havier Boulavardez Fischer" also known as "Bob" who is wealthy, well rounded, highly educated,and has a diverse ethnic backround, but mainly spanish who is very full of himself and gets along with absolutley no one. The other, Gardner Gardner Price (yes his middle name and first name are the same)who has no ethnic backround except the fact that his ancestors were quaker puritans who lived on a farm in pennsylvania. Gardner has little educational experiances, a little less then the average 2nd grader and yet he somehow managed to be somewhat sucsessful. The movie is a constant arguement between these two men who call themseleves best firends. A very funny comedy between two bizarre men having lunch.

Bob " I don't know why i talk to you Gardner, you're so uneducated!"

Gardner " oh yeah!? oh yeah!? your a filthy peice of trash!"

Bob " wow Gard."

(part of a long arguement in the constant quaker)

by Deveins February 13, 2008

Hollywood Consultant

A functional consultant who through the liberal use of Blue Steel and Magnum mesmerize their clients into believing that they are consistently hard at work when actually the opposite is true. This also applies to their extreme ability to a speak convincingly about their supposed field of expertise while in fact knowing the bare minimum possible. Such consultants can usually be visually identified by their high level of metrosexuality, use of cuticle cream and belief that they are "professionally good looking".

That lead consultant always talks like he knows his stuff, but he doesn't even know how to long into the system and needs to use a reference book to find stuff. He should get the Academy award for best actor for "Best Portrayal of a Consultant on an Implementation"... what a Hollywood Consultant.

by Technical Consultant October 22, 2010

Conslutant

Consultants who sell their services to any taker for the right price. Usually with promises to customise specs based on their needs. Can also refer to a consulting company.

Can also be used as a verb.

To conslut: sell solutions that are usually cut and paste to as many companies as possible.

Ave: So what're you doing these days?
Ben: Back to being a conslutant
Ave: Oh?
Ben: We just sold the same project to 5 different companies.

I'm recycling so much material for the next few projects, it's just consluting.

by ylisa September 28, 2009