A school in des plaines, lots of faggots but the chicken pesto slaps hard broski. Also a math professor here doesn't speak english bruh. a lotta fat ppl also
lots of jews and lots of muslims so it's kinda fun to watch them fight over palestine. tree hugger teacher in the humanities department. He thinks rivers are people.
They have a lake u can fish but people are too much of fags to do it
one chick that looks like dora that hits on every guy at school
lots of jews and lots of muslims so it's kinda fun to watch them fight over palestine. tree hugger teacher in the humanities department. He thinks rivers are people.
They have a lake u can fish but people are too much of fags to do it
one chick that looks like dora that hits on every guy at school
by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
Oakton Community College is a community college located in Des Plaines, Illinois, right on the Des Plaines River.
Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.
There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.
Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.
There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.
by outrageousrickyxoxo September 03, 2024
A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.
The comedian Dennis Miller is a good example.
The comedian Dennis Miller is a good example.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"
"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
by artist1955 November 18, 2022
A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"
"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
by artist1955 November 18, 2022
A peice of shit community college where people are gay and there are a whole lot of fagiolees here. Just a trash school in general. You should only come for the vending machines and that is all.
by Bigcockmikey October 30, 2017
Virginia Western Community College (VWCC) is a two-year public college located on a 70-acre campus in the Franklin-Colonial neighborhood of Roanoke, Virginia, United States. It is the third-largest college in the Virginia Community College System. ITS DEAD AF!!!!!!!
by Xxest96xX July 26, 2018
Dunshaughlin community college is a large secondary school with many from navan ratoath and towns alike attend. It is popularly know for its large number of gays and the dead banter many of the pupils have. All females must wear fake tan and bottoms up their asscrack where all boys must have perms in order to pull the females . If you don’t have a perm you have no chance
by The Phoenix baller November 11, 2019