communist

Evil and cause of all of life's problems

Man that john he's a communist

by Dat bio September 20, 2017

communist

cancer that destroys people's lives and tops off their head with shit

that communist guy is going to get beat by cops

by tua madre vecchia di 0.23 anni December 9, 2018

fry communist

The guy who, upon recieving your fast food order that not everyone paid for, pours all the fries into one pile for everyone to eat.

Ray: Here you go. (pours all the fries into one pile)
John: Dude! youre such a fry communist

by Matt Praisner April 26, 2006

CommunistMacDad

A Twitch streamer who currently has 125 followers and slowly growing, he plays a verity of games such as Paladins, Dead by daylight, Among us, Fall guys, and more.

1: Oh man did you guys see CommunistMacDad's stream yesterday?

2: Who the fuck is CommunistMacDad?

by Nawlage September 22, 2020

the communists have invaded the funhouse

A woman has gotten her period.

Don't bother Sylvia today. I think the communists have invaded the funhouse.

by Panicgirlsmiles July 1, 2015

iPhone communist

A person who declares himself 'communist' and posts a lot of anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist bullshit on internet but actually enjoys the products of capitalism on a daily basis. (iPhone, McDonalds...)

Do you know Mike? Yes, he is bragging all day about corporations controlling the world. Look at him! He is eating in McDonald's, drinking Coca Cola and posting communist memes on iPhone! He is a real iPhone communist!

by cvejanoff July 16, 2018

clipboard communist

Self proclaimed marxists who may or may not have read any books on communism or economics in general who espouse vaguely utopian and poorly thought out ideas about what a 'fair' world should look like, but would never sully their hands with actual labor or handle firearms.

I'd never cared for any of the self-proclaimed Marxists I'd known back in college, but Patrick was different. One look at his teeth, and you could understand his crusade for universal health care. Both his glasses and his smile were held together with duct tape. Notable too was his willingness to engage in actual physical work. The communists I'd known in the past had always operated on the assumption that come the revolution, they'd be the ones lying around party headquarters with clipboards (clipboard communists) in their hands. They couldn't manage to wash a coffee mug, yet they'd been more than willing to criticize the detergent manufacturer.

by El Caballo de Austin January 23, 2020