Colton

Uglass, greasy ass, dumb ass, stupid ass kid. Colton has NO fucking friends and has a super small dick

Person 1: Yo whaddup fam, what's your name"
A nigga named Colton: "Colton, wbu"
Person 1: "Bruh fuck outta my face"

by bruh112 April 17, 2018

colton

A kid who lives with 10 cats and plays video games all day

"uhhh it's colton"

by blue ass water June 11, 2019

Colton

A fucking brat......
ASSHOLE

“Colton is such a colton”

by H gzlyhyv l November 02, 2017

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.

Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

by Future Mrs. Brooks June 04, 2014

Colton Larson

The most beautiful guy in the world he has a massive cock he keeps the door locked until you knock knock knock

"Colton Larson is Sooooo hot" "ye he cute alright"

by Colton larson March 19, 2021

adam colton

The god/ Tony Hawk of Longboarding

Holy shit look at Adam Colton do work!!!

by Drumsrsweet413 June 18, 2008

The Colton Special

When a guy brings a girl into the community study room in a college dorm and proceeds to get a blowjob from said girl.

Last night he brought me back to his dorm common room and we did The Colton Special. It was crazy how he lasted only 30 seconds then came all over my face!

by suspiciousman30102 October 25, 2022