squat-cocking

a term used to describe a sexual position,one of the best positions to try

yo marc i tried squat-cocking with that girl last night..damn it was awesome

by christophorus September 3, 2010

Cocking On Your Bitch

To hit on another persons girlfriend.

"Stop talking dat shit or im gunna be cocking on your bitch"

by neale johnson December 13, 2007

aidan cocking

Mad cunt, smokes durries and gets uppercutted, dosent even fuckin care bro
also loves tiny cocks
pulls the smallest cones out ay
just an utter mad fuck

bus stop durries are his favourite

aidan cocking: smokes a durry

Dad: uppercut ya cunt

*bruise on chin next day

by DARD CING May 5, 2014

Cocknoggin

The classy way of saying "dickhead".

"You, sir, are a cocknoggin. Good day! *harrumph*"

by Sophie Sock-Sorter September 7, 2012

Cocknitive dickonance

When a cis man sees rape culture but refuses to acknowledge his part in it.

Jack, who identifies as feminist, showed some real cocknitive dickonance when he said he's one of the good guys.

by Koekebakker October 12, 2018

Chef Cocking

When a chef wears a jacket and apron but nothing else

It was so romantic but then he started chef cocking after sex and taking selfies.

by brianosaurus July 23, 2014

japanese cockfighting

Basically what Pokémon really is

Person 1: You watch Pokémon?
Person 2: Nah it's just Japanese Cockfighting

by Lunatic Titty Mastering Fringe July 24, 2016