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Hairy Cocktail

When a male/female drink a mixture of a hobo's piss and shavings of the black of his asshole with two shots of Brandy. This is part of the shame shot's series.
Felix: "I can't believe I lost that bet"
Riley: "I told you she had herpes, well drink that hairy cocktail now!"
Felix: "WHERE DID YOU GET HOBO PISS FROM?"
by EdinieDePoPo June 20, 2011
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Johnny Weir Cocktail

A drink made by macerating a Xanax into a blush spritzer. Must be imbibed while wearing nothing but a full length mink coat, a crown of roses, and hot pink nipple tassels.
"Bartender, give me a Johnny Weir cocktail. I have had the kind of day that an Old Fashioned cannot fix."

"You look like you could use a giant glass of Johnny Weir."
by Whitknee1 February 20, 2010
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Darvon Cocktail

A combination of painkillers and/or alcohol used to commit suicide.

Often times prescribed by doctor's who believe in the "right to die" for terminally ill patients.

Darvon is a barbituate and narcotic painkiller.
"They told him he had 3 months to live, so instead of suffering he made himself a Darvon Cocktail."
by EmmiLovesAndroid January 29, 2009
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Golden Cocktail

Golden Cocktail (also referred to as Gold Juice)

A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.
Jane said”you have to drink my Cocktail before I will let you fuck me”.

Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club.
by Ducky April 13, 2004
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GI cocktail

The act of having a marine, an army, a navy and and air force dude huddled together in a circle jerk over the open mouth of a foreign girl. Upon climax the quartet shoot semen into the girls mouth, leaving her with a warm, sticky protien filled, beverage. This concoction resembles a medication given in the ER.
I thought about giving this girl a happy nate, but instead I called my buddies and she got a GI cocktail
by Hammy J January 8, 2011
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jim jones cocktail

i gave bessie some of the jim jones cocktail, she frothed at the mouth, shat her pants and dropped dead
by Alex Delarge March 26, 2003
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Eskimo Cocktail

When a woman puts 2 ice cubes in her mouth and gives you a blow-job.
We were playing with food when she gave me an Eskimo Cocktail
by Superbraillist August 24, 2009
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