beowulf cluster

Beowulf is a design for high-performance parallel computing clusters on inexpensive personal computer hardware. The name comes from the main character in the Old English epic Beowulf.

Commonly used on slashdot.

I wonder how much a beowulf cluster of those voting machines is.

by fdsaasdffdsaasdf October 29, 2007

clusterfuck

a shitstorm of bad stuff happening all at once.

Adriana: Wow I'm getting sued, got into a car accident, got verbally abused from one of my best friends over a dumb rumor, jury duty, my TA lost all of my essays, and school started...

Jamal: What. A. Clusterfuck.

by Johnsmith1010101 April 13, 2011

Closter

(N): An upper-middle class town located in Bergen County, New Jersey. Unfortunately notable for having annoying, spoiled people, unfit parents, and Non-English-Speaking businesses in a predominantly English speaking town.

(N2): A backfired party, complete with warm, generic beer, douchebags wearing Ed Hardy gear, and girls constantly taking pictures for Facebook or MySpace.

(V): To take unnecessary pride on one's self.

(N): "Where do you wanna move after Grad School?"

"Closter, New Jersey, man. I got a little fetish going on when it comes to Asians and Obnoxious Guidos."

(N2) "You going to that party?"

"Hell no. Last time I went, I checked out the booze, and the label just said 'Beer', plus I had to pose for a picture every 5 minutes".

(V): "That Guido chick had her parents buy her a Mercedes for Christmas. She's totally Clostering about it. What an ass."

by Cam6092 October 19, 2008

closter

1: A town in New Jersey.
2: (adj) of low intelligence; to be 'ghetto fabulous'
3: (v) used for people in rich families. to fall down in life, hard.

1: Closter is such a crappy place.
2: You see Robert McFag over there? He's so closter.
3: You idiot; why did you have to be clostered?!

by James Baek February 9, 2005

casterated

balls to be cut off, penis detached, penis bye bye

The casterated turkey was walkin through the woods.

by alyssa April 16, 2005

casterbator

1. the stimulation of ones own ego for self gratifiacation via a wecast

2. one who is a narcissistic (and possibly an exhibitionist) fucktard that desperately engages in the activity of lifecasting

verb form of one who casterbates

Aaron- Did you see that jerk off life casting on Justin TV last night?

Mike- Yeah, he was a total casterbator.

by DL33t! September 8, 2009

clustercoitus

polite or formal way to say clusterfuck

To get avoid offending his superiors, Dick used the term clustercoitus instead.

by mphi December 9, 2009