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Mr Citizen

A taunt used to try and goad a sensible dude into an act of crass stupidity by suggesting his attitude is dull and straightlaced. Usually repeated ad nauseam in a high pitched shriek to try and wear the victim down.
Idiotic Dude: I've pissed in this glass, drunk it, then hurled back into the same glass. Down that!
Normal person: Fuck off
Idiotic Dude: Citizen! Mr Citizen! Won't drink my piss-chunder? What are you? Get it down you! Mr Citizen! Come on Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen!

Idiot: I know what woulod round the evening off perfectly. Let's break into the Zoo and fuck us a couple of baboons!
Idiot's friend: Don't be ridiculous, you'll get AIDS
Idiot: Citizen! Mr Citizen! Won't fuck a monkey coz he's scared of getting caught! Mr Citizen! Thinks he's going to get AIDS Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!
Mr Citizen by The_Trill_LV October 12, 2013
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Kentucky Citizen 

A hetero guy that wants nothing more in life than to get spit roasted by two pygmy men.
That guy Vinny is a Kentucky Citizen

Temporary Citizen 

A casual phrase used when witnessing a person doing something dangerous and stupid.

Citizen is normally repaced with the nationality i.e Temporary American.
"fucking hell that car just sped through a red light"

"oh well, another temporary citizen"

"oh well, another temporary American."

"oh well, another temporary Australian."

etc. etc.

productive citizen 

A MAN or woman who take care of there responsibilities, at all costs.
Dude , instead of tryna be fly, how bout being a productive citizen and take care of your responsibilities.

Model citizen 

A citizen who's a model is a model citizen.
The girl was a model citizen. She was law abiding, it was everyone else who was the criminals. Her double standards didn't count as double standards.
Model citizen by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019

productive citizen 

A productive citizen is working and paying Taxes. By paying taxes you are contributing to the city and state where you live. Which turn you into a productive citizen.
So Aira you're a productive citizen of this country because you contribute money to this country?

Obviously yes.

Super Citizen

Someone who aggressively attempts to police others based on their own idea of the law, right and wrong, personal convenience, or 'who should be doing what’.
That super citizen is sitting in the left lane driving at the EXACT speed limit not allowing others to legally pass. People who harass skaters for... skating.
Super Citizen by anyotherduck April 16, 2019