A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.
(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"
by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009
Get the Bum Chuffing mug.little chuffer someone who is physically short, bald and leads a positive life. They are mainly men since they are bald. Height approximately 5ft 4”
Paul: ‘Wow, just look at Peter he looks like a little chuffer, he’s so cute. What a man he is’
Bobby: ‘Absolute chuffer, cannot get enough of the fella’
Bobby: ‘Absolute chuffer, cannot get enough of the fella’
by OllyMursFan79 August 2, 2018
Get the Little Chuffer mug.by St. John October 2, 2007
Get the chuff adder mug.One who stuffs a chuff
to : have anal sex, a butt fuck, pack fudge, mine marmite, take the old dirt road, win a double rollover, go to brown town, black eye.
to : have anal sex, a butt fuck, pack fudge, mine marmite, take the old dirt road, win a double rollover, go to brown town, black eye.
Ginger kid: Hmm thats a nice ass on that black man
Black man: thankyou son fancy a go?
Ginger kid: yeah sure dont mind if i do
Black man: you sick chuff stuffer
Black man: thankyou son fancy a go?
Ginger kid: yeah sure dont mind if i do
Black man: you sick chuff stuffer
by Deanios December 25, 2007
Get the chuff stuffer mug.Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, and around your thighs as you approach middle age.
May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).
May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).
Noun: Don't look at my chuffles because they are shy.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.
Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to eat my half of that strawberry pie. Yet.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.
Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to eat my half of that strawberry pie. Yet.
by selyon December 18, 2007
Get the chuffles mug.noun. (pron: Ch-uff-box) A parlour game where the player must traverse the width of the room with the chuff secured between his arse cheeks and drop the chuff into the chuff recepticle to score a point. Throughout playing the game, no teeth must be shown.
Do you fancy a game of Chuffbox?
by Back Rat March 31, 2007
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