Christopher

Just when you think you´ve seen it all he comes along holding his johnson like a jousting spear. Christopher is the scale for large apendages and he will never be forgotten

I got with Christopher last night, I rode his shaft like a fireman on a pole.

by C(giantcock)D1245 March 20, 2017

Christopher

His name means perfect, perfect in his girlfriend's eyes. He is caring and he is easy to talk to. He had a big heart and also a dirty mind. He is very handsome and his smile is just to die for. Any girl would be lucky to have a guy like him. You will instantly fall in love with his personality because it is just amazing. He will always be there for you in time of need. You definitely don't ever want to lose him because then you will feel like you have lost everything. He stole you heart but you will eventually steal his last name. He is someone you are willing to spend a lifetime with.

I love that Christopher, hes truly a one of a kind.

by Raxus July 24, 2018

Christopher

Oh yeah that guy. He’s a goof

Christopher is a goof

by fact-checking December 3, 2020

Christopher

1) The type of man who will fuck another man up the ass without the common courtesy of giving him a reach-around.

2) The act of ejaculating into one's hand and drinking the semen to quench thirst.

1) Man 1: I was having sex with John and he pulled a Christopher.
Man 2: What a jerk.

2) Man, I'm so thirsty, I could Chris.

by Jerry520 February 14, 2010

Christopher

An Asian bitch, usually rapes niggers in bed. Associated with the wrong crew. Far and poor. Crack dealer.

Man, I sure hope i DON'T become a christopher.

by Zan da man May 31, 2018

Christopher

Christopher is one bad ass mofoooo .... he lives in a shoe at the bottom of ur garden .... he likes to abuse shelleys coz they cant dress themslves for toffee! he will hurt you. hardcore. but he is hung.

"ooooooooo tht shoe must have a christopher in it"

"jimineyyy cricket heee is hung lik a christopher

by Smisha October 13, 2010

Christopher

the most chat person i have met fucking has no lips the skinny lanky cunt he likes ass hole rubs because hes a gay cunt. he actually has a massive dick makes up for his shitty personality. Anyways christophers tend to date the nicest, calmest and potentially the cutest girl. despite a christopher's ugly personality and lame jokes, its amazing how they seem to attract the most delightful girl.

"Wow! Look at Christopher's girlfriend"

by ure girlfrind May 16, 2018