Christian

An ignorant hypocrit.

Ex. 1

Christian bitch: "Its sinful to have piercings, because your body is a temple."

Me: "So why do you have your ears pierced?"

Christian bitch: "Oh, well ear piercings are OK."

Ex. 2

Christian bitch: "That band is a bunch of devil worshippers because they use distorted guitars, and growling vocals."

Me: "What if I told you that they are a 'christian' metal band?"

Christian bitch: "Impossible. All music that isnt gospel is devil worship."

Me: "Wow. You christians certainly make me laugh."

by JayDubya. May 24, 2008

Christian

most attractive person of the male persuasion anyone could ever meet.

I can't believe I actually met a Christian today!!

by Lovestruck Angel March 11, 2008

Christian

pretty attractive, funny, smart guy. he's a handful at times and sometimes annoying, but still lovable. he always puts those he loves the most first and himself last. his girlfriend is beautiful and he wont leave her. he is the guy you want to marry.

Christian is amazing.

by 08061993 January 6, 2012

Christian

He is a stupid smelly kid that goes to Jane Addams and he just sucks all around.

Christian is ___

by YupYT90 January 10, 2019

Christian

For all the ladies who want this fire cock call me at 814-251-4951 if your a killer don't hurt me plz

I like girls I guess - Christian

by Boisfromthefirecockland May 4, 2017

Christian

An amazing guy, one that a girl can fall for very easily. Typically have dark brown hair with mesmerizing blue eyes.

Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken

“Did you hear what Christian did to Emily! I’m surprised she’s still at school. With a heartbreak like that, I’d take a month off”

by stormy_skies March 21, 2019

Christian

A cute ass boy who is literally jaw dropping like ddaaayyyuuummmnnn i see you.

Hes so sweet and smart hes a Christian

by ImSayingWhatYourThinking October 24, 2019