Ex. 1
Christian bitch: "Its sinful to have piercings, because your body is a temple."
Me: "So why do you have your ears pierced?"
Christian bitch: "Oh, well ear piercings are OK."
Ex. 2
Christian bitch: "That band is a bunch of devil worshippers because they use distorted guitars, and growling vocals."
Me: "What if I told you that they are a 'christian' metal band?"
Christian bitch: "Impossible. All music that isnt gospel is devil worship."
Me: "Wow. You christians certainly make me laugh."
Christian bitch: "Its sinful to have piercings, because your body is a temple."
Me: "So why do you have your ears pierced?"
Christian bitch: "Oh, well ear piercings are OK."
Ex. 2
Christian bitch: "That band is a bunch of devil worshippers because they use distorted guitars, and growling vocals."
Me: "What if I told you that they are a 'christian' metal band?"
Christian bitch: "Impossible. All music that isnt gospel is devil worship."
Me: "Wow. You christians certainly make me laugh."
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Christian is amazing.
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Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken
Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken
“Did you hear what Christian did to Emily! I’m surprised she’s still at school. With a heartbreak like that, I’d take a month off”
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He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc
He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc
"hey! whats your name :D"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"
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