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Ex. 1

Christian bitch: "Its sinful to have piercings, because your body is a temple."

Me: "So why do you have your ears pierced?"

Christian bitch: "Oh, well ear piercings are OK."

Ex. 2

Christian bitch: "That band is a bunch of devil worshippers because they use distorted guitars, and growling vocals."

Me: "What if I told you that they are a 'christian' metal band?"

Christian bitch: "Impossible. All music that isnt gospel is devil worship."

Me: "Wow. You christians certainly make me laugh."
by JayDubya. May 24, 2008
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most attractive person of the male persuasion anyone could ever meet.
I can't believe I actually met a Christian today!!
by Lovestruck Angel March 11, 2008
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pretty attractive, funny, smart guy. he's a handful at times and sometimes annoying, but still lovable. he always puts those he loves the most first and himself last. his girlfriend is beautiful and he wont leave her. he is the guy you want to marry.
Christian is amazing.
by 08061993 January 6, 2012
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He is a stupid smelly kid that goes to Jane Addams and he just sucks all around.
Christian is ___
by YupYT90 January 10, 2019
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An amazing guy, one that a girl can fall for very easily. Typically have dark brown hair with mesmerizing blue eyes.

Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken
“Did you hear what Christian did to Emily! I’m surprised she’s still at school. With a heartbreak like that, I’d take a month off”
by stormy_skies March 21, 2019
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He is the most ugliest person ive ever met. ANYWAYS hes super annoying and we all wish he could die!
He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc
"hey! whats your name :D"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"
by Lenkaswife March 2, 2022
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The BEST boyfriend you will ever meet. You will want to see him EVERY day! He’s sweet, cute, funny, and a total dummy, he might not be the smartest but he’s amazing in every way. He’s the person you can talk to about ANYTHING. He will always love you, and he will always get mad when you talk about other boys in front of him, he will always make sure your ok.
Girl 1- OMG ITS CHRISTIAN
Girl 2- BACK OFF HES MINE
by Divineeee July 1, 2019
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