chooch

1: a person who has a morally skewed view of the world or society in general 2. to be conned by someone 3. to be let down by an event or person

1: anyone who has an addiction ( eg: alcohol, pokies, drugs, sluts) is a chooch 2: i sent money to someone in nigeria and he chooched me 3. a holday website taking bookings and money ended up chooching people as it was fake

by punani k September 1, 2010

chooch

A star shaped testical, found mainly in males that reside in whyoming.

"I wish I may, I wish I might, first chooch I see tonight."

by Deutsch January 6, 2003

chooch

bad spelling of the word "cuccia" which in italian means "suck"

also

"cuccio" in Italian is a baby's pacifier, so depending on the recipient it can also be used to call someone a crybaby

don't be such a f-ing chooch.

by cgeo5150 May 4, 2005

chooch

in one of the native Indian languages chooch means really cute, adorable or graceful.

Guy 1 : hey did you see that girl Kia

Guy 2: oh yeah she is so chooch!!!

by kingm4ker July 29, 2009

Chooch-milk

A gelatin like substance that accumulates in the perennial region. Typically smells like fecal matter and smegma mixed with acetic acid.

After a long run Daniel scratched his perennial region and extracted several grams of chooch-milk.

by Testeclees July 15, 2010

Chooch Wagon

Name given to a big diesel pick up truck. Sometimes this truck will have the ability to roll coal.

Example1
guy 1: man this truck she goes fast.

guy 2: ye she be choochin.

Example2
Just got a new chooch wagon

by pwagon September 9, 2013

Chooch on a Bagel

A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.

That game of Chooch on a Bagel got really intense last night, I’m glad I let out all of my tears.

by Memelordicus July 3, 2019