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Chicago Cubs

Ladies and Gentlemen, the starting lineup for YOUR WORLD CHAMPION CHICAGO CUBS!
by FlyTheW February 27, 2017
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Chicago

If you keep saying that only gangs are from there, you have better been all over the damn city.
Chicago rules fuckers.
by Adrian Herrera January 8, 2005
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Chicago Stare

A reference to music audiences in Chicago, Illinois who are primarily comprised of 18-25 year-old hipsters whose glassy-eyed apathy seemingly contradicts their voluntary financial investment for ticket prices (usually paid for by their parents). Reports of "Electrifying" and "Dull" performances alike from these audience members are uttered from identical, expressionless faces.
In no other U.S. city do so many under-appreciated, self-published music critics gather for the communal enjoyment of music as they do in The Windy City, where they may collectively tranquilize entertainers with The Chicago Stare.
by Phil-z January 16, 2011
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Chicago Lane Change

A maneuver that is popular and perfected in Chicagoland. The act is completed when a driver with Illinois plates gracefully cuts from the left lane of a major expressway across all lanes in order to just make their exit, cutting off several cars in the process.

If it is a nice day out and the driver has their windows down, they may be so courteous as to stick their hand out of the window and hold up a certain number of fingers, alerting those on the road as to exactly how many lanes they are planning on moving.

While residents of other states, particularly Cheeseheads up north, may be annoyed at this, it is considered a common practice, exercised out of necessity, in the Chicago metro area.
Cheesehead: "Did you see that Chuck? That Illinois car just pulled a Chicago Lane Change! Boo!"
Chicagoan: "Fuck you, loser - and the Packers, too."
by Subway053 June 1, 2016
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Chicago Merge

An especially shitty way of driving. Basically, you get as close to someone's bumper as possible before you merge in front of them effectively cutting them off. Commonly seen from FIBs in northern Illinois and southern Wisconsin
Jim: THAT FIB JUST CUT ME OFF!
Josh: that's called a Chicago merge.
by BigDikFil February 5, 2017
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chicago pussy

The effect achieved when a man tucks his genitalia betwixt his thighs creating a faux vagina.

*see fruit basket.
That scene in Silence of the Lambs with the Chicago pussy freaked me out!
by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 19, 2018
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Chicagotize

Root word: Chicago.

Used to say your going to commit a crime.
Yo johnny! Ima chicagotize ur ass, give me 30 bucks, ur yeezies and ur food stamps now!
by Slormbno November 29, 2021
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