chipotle club

a group of the phattest cats around. they go and eat burttios while talkin about problems with their bitches. no lame-os allowed.

Daniel: Can Megan come?
Chipotle Club: Damn son, whats the deal?
Stevo: I like Real Madrid.
Chip and Daniel: YOU FUCKING NAZI

by oh you know February 23, 2005

Chipotle Nun

Women who are outside chatting on their way to their cars who give people money when they don't have enough to pay for their order total.

Person 1: Oh no! I only have 20 dollars and my total is $21.66. What ever will I do?!
Person 2: Hey, look! There are some Chipotle Nuns! They'll save the day!

by brokebro May 26, 2010

Chipotle effect

The "Chipotle effect" occurs after eating a delicious Chipotle burrito/bowl/etc when you feel overly full for about 30-60 minutes, only to be completely starving immediately after that time--as if you hadn't eaten all day.

Aww, I just finished a deliciously huge Chipotle burrito!
I am so full now :D
*45 minutes later*
Ugh, stupid Chipotle effect, I am completely starving now!

by Pseudomememe July 26, 2011

Chipotle

A way of ejaculating down a womans throat in a manner as to choke her with both the cock and semen. Can also be used in combination with throatle, pronounced (throat-lay).

"Jenny gave me the best blow job, in return she received Chipotle in the throatle!"

by TheMan73 October 6, 2011

chipotle

a large stinky turd

dude, don't go in there, she just dropped a chipotle!

by sick December 14, 2003

Chipotle Bulleeto

A woman from your work that you are not interested in.

The Chipotle Bulleeto from downstairs invited Nate out to lunch, he went, but only for the free burrito.

by Alldayrob November 25, 2011

chipotle

A three-way sexual intercourse; A female on the first male's lap, then she bends backwards to give the second male a blow job.

Jessica's fantasy is to chipotle one Saturday night with her husband.

by Elizabeth33 January 15, 2010