chimp fucker

Someone with an unhealthy sexual attraction to primates. Especially Chimpanzees and other smaller apes.

May also refer to a minute person with apelike features. (Big ears, poo-flinging, a fondness of bananas or an overactive sexual libido)

"John sure does like to visit the zoo"
"No wonder, he's a right proper chimp fucker and no mistake!"

by Jarl September 19, 2008

Connecticut Chimp

A high level of anger or agitation. Usually reserved for times when the usual human range of emotion doesn't express the proper amount of anger.

I swear to God, If I see one more Christmas sweater I' m going to go Connecticut Chimp on the whole damn office.

by clydemonet February 1, 2010

technical chimp

the old way for youtube to say your connection is down

the technical chimps are working on it

by pyrolitch November 21, 2015

chimp gobble

The are of feasting on a monkeys cheeks, while pleasuring another man at the same time, always in cold weather below 0 degrees.

It was so cold last night so i performed chimp gobble.

by my dog nethanial hates me December 11, 2018

Water Chimp

Chiron. Chiron is a Water Chimp

That dude over there is such a Water Chimp

by StAlche November 11, 2020

Chimp moment

Noun: An an event or action that insinuates the likeness of a chimp

Bruh, your dad died? Kinda a chimp moment ngl

by An actual ape April 27, 2020

Pimp chimping

To explain that you are chilling or vibing

Wyd? Just pimp chimping

by Agaasaa b December 13, 2020