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That's chestnuts!

Another phrase for "That's bogus"
"I heard the opposing team won the game last night" " Dude, that's chestnuts!"
by TheKeyDifference September 9, 2020
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Valley Chestnut Shot

Valley refers to the cleavage, chestnut, or chest nut refers to the act of cumming on someone's breasts/chest.

A Valley Chestnut Shot is the act of cumming into someones mouth through the cleavage.
Hey, want a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah sure!

Have you tried a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah, it was great!
by Loriethalion October 19, 2019
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Chestnutting

Chestnutting

1) a homosexual sex position where the two partners spread their legs and rub their balls together. 2) a non-penatrative form of sex in which two men stimulate each other by rubbing scrotums. 3) an act of love where two males slam their bags together repeatedly in order to show affection.
Edgar doesn't like to chestnut with Hector because Hector refuses to trim his pubes and that creates a lot of resistance.

Pete got slapped by Rodney for farting while they were chestnutting.

Rudy was chestnutting so hard that he started cumming blood.
by Thehairiest man August 24, 2025
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Chestnut Ridge People

The Chestnut Ridge People (CRP) are a subgroup of the Melungeon tribe. Melungeons are a Sweetgum Kriyul tribe primarily concentrated in the Southern and Central Appalachian Mountain range and Appalachian Plateau. It should be mentioned some Melungeon people such as the Carmel Indians of Ohio live outside of Appalachia.
The Chestnut Ridge People are hardworking. Like other Sweetgum Kriyul tribes such as the Lumbees and the Ethnic Qarsherskiyans, Chestnut Ridge People are a tri-racial isolate group with unique genetics and a long history dating about to colonial times.
by Son of Ogun December 4, 2024
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Chestnut

“yo did you see those sick tricks Jason Chestnut pulled yesterday?”

“hes a Chestnut? hells no
by cluaireo April 21, 2022
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Urban Chestnut

A young metrosexual male, preferably with a man-bun and/or beard who dresses fashionably. He would be into the current fads or trends and always drinks complicated beverages when dealing with coffee or alcohol.
That urban chestnut will only drink local craft beer what a loser.
by Pphafa[Phancy patns January 10, 2018
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Chestnut

When you jizz on a bitch’s tits.
This is the best present you can give your girl for Christmas.
Homie 1: “Yeah, man, I totally gave that bitch a chestnut.”

Homie 2: “That’s some real shit, man. Was the sex good?”
by shaygdo December 1, 2017
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