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Caucasian

An asian but with cock
Micheal Reeves ain't no bloody caucasian, he hot tho.
by Youvepro Bablyseenabucket December 12, 2020
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vanilla caucasian

another word , for someone who laughes at craddlers , and tweakers and raps every time he smokes tha mary jane. His name is usually Richard Dick Franklin or frankie frank Franklin, the pick pocket from Indonesia
guy smokes a lot of pot. hears him in the other room raping abouy random shit and people in bushes. then someone says "its vanilla caucasian in da houseeee"
by farfanoogal team May 25, 2018
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Caucasian garbage

A fancy way of describing moderately or actually rich “white and trashy” individuals. Anyone at the Capitol protests that one day applies to the term…it is an eloquent, sensitive, or just plain different way of avoiding the racist, classist, caste terms “white trash” & “trailer trash”, yet still make obvious reference to those deemed to be said “trash”. One common example is the world famous actór (with an accent cause she FANCY y’all) Mama June & her “hubby”, Teddy Bear. In 2015, after Honey Boo Boo gave up caring for Mama June & Papa, June got “hot”, becoming a Caucasian garbage MILF, & lost 500 pounds, which is good, but what’s even gooder yall? Well, TMZ caught up with Mama June & her man fightin’ at the gas station…They were raging crackies, in Alabama; blamed each other for smoking the last of dat there rock. Sad, yet scientific evidence in public, of Caucasian garbage.
Honey Boo Boo: Maumuh!
Mama June: Ahh, whutt?! What is it child? I’m cooking! (wink wink)
Honey Boo Boo: I’m as hungry as a Caucasian garbage can in Kentwood, maumuh.

Mama June: Shut up. I’ll show you real Caucasian garbage cuisine after I smoke this piece of Caucasian garbage I found outside, in the Caucasian garbage. It’s still good, y’all! I founds it! SPARK ‘EM UP!
Honey Boo Boo: You better make me Caucasian garbage ‘sghetti’-and-ketchup with a stick of butter, mama!

Mama June: Sorry, baby, but the butter is on my face for moisturizer. That’s because I was out of actual Caucasian garbage, the margarine! It helps to lube up the face before smoking that Caucasian trash…
Honey Boo Boo: whatever y’all are weird Caucasian garbage. I’ll just walk to the 7/11 and meet some other Caucasian trash cans to eat with.

Mama June: Good idea. We need more Caucasian garbage networking in this area. And myself and Papa Bear need more time to smoke! Bye baby!
by E.A.M. July 25, 2023
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caucasian fuckery

An injustice done to a person place or thing by a white person.
by Fishingwoman August 16, 2023
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Blazian Caucasians

When white people do activities that combine black & oriental cultures.
I saw a couple Blazian Caucasians last night. They were eating sushi while watching BET.
by GhoulE September 23, 2012
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Hoppa Caucasian

A slang term for someone whose ethnicity is White/Caucasian and Asian, but they are not half asian + half white. One parent is half asian + half white, making them Hoppa. The other parent is White/Caucasian.

Synonyms:

Hoppa Caucasian, Hoppa White, Wasian White, Wasian Caucasian,

Caucasian hoppa, White hoppa, White wasian, Caucasian wasian,

Similar Terms:
(describing those who come from Western countries or are born in Western countries, especially the U.S, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand)
Western White Asian, Western Asian White,

Western Mixed White Asian, Western Mixed Asian White, Western Part Asian Mixed White, Western Part White Mixed Asian,
Western White Asian Mix, Western Asian White Mix,
Western Mixed White Asian Mix, Western Mixed Asian White Mix, Western Part Asian Mixed White Mix, Western Part White Mixed Asian Mix
1. Mom: "You're Hoppa Caucasian."
Daughter: "I am Chinese and Caucasian. That's wild."
Mom: "Sweetie, honey, that's right. Part of you is Chinese but the other over 50 percent, more than half, is white and caucasian."

2. Tom: "My friend says he's 75% German or white and 25% Mongoloid so that makes him mixed."
Toby: "I know, right? That makes him a Hoppa Caucasian."
by gatorblade March 21, 2024
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Humble Caucasian Opinion

A phrase popularized/ originating from YouTuber 1090 Jake. It means to have an opinion or share your 2 cents about something.
Person 1: did you hear that Charles got arrested for beating his wife?

Person 2: yeah. In my humble Caucasian opinion, Charles is a piece of shit
by Pimp & b May 17, 2021
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