canadian peso

Slang for the Canadian dollar during the nineties when it was substantially devalued relative to the American dollar. The Mexican peso was also substantially reduced in value during this time, hence the connection. The phrase is less commonly heard in recent times, as the Canadian and American currencies have been nearly at par.

How much is that in Canadian Pesos?

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv October 6, 2006

Canadian Guacamole

The act of jizzing in a bowl and proceeding to ruse a girl into thinking it is chip dip.

Canadian because unlike the traditional guacamole it is white like snow.

I was mad at my girlfriend so I decided to feed her some Canadian Guacamole

by KCJD November 17, 2013

canadian midnight

Just 9:30 PM

Joe: last night I was out forever!
Friend: how late?
Joe: 9:30pm
Friend: ah, a Canadian midnight!

by canadian_blues October 25, 2018

Canadian Pizza

A pizza topped with pepperoni, bacon and mushrooms.

This Canadian Pizza is awesome, where did you get it from?

by pizza4life December 21, 2009

Canadian sorry

'Canadian sorry' is when you are sorry for something that isn't your fault or you have no control over, such as a friend getting sick or stubbing their toe.

"I can't go, I have a paper due tomorrow."
"I'm sorry. :/"
"That isn't in any way your fault, why are you sorry?"
"I'm canadian sorry."

by Revan J Malak September 29, 2013

Canadian

A great way to get your ass out of a sling if you are an American visiting a hostile foreign country. Afterall, who hates Canadians?

A person of questionable Middle East ethenticy-

"Hey, American infidel. Hold on a moment while i detonate myself so i can go meet Allah and have 45 male virgins to myself".

American tourist-

"Eh? Whats this aboot? I'm just a simple Canadian trying to hop a plane home so i can sit in my igloo and watch hockey on tv while drinking Crown Royal eh".

by Dick driller October 16, 2010

Canadian Fruitbowl

When a man tucks his tackle between his legs to give the impression he has a vagina. The view from behind is known as a Canadian Fruitbowl

"Look darling, I have a vagina...." She replies "look at the back.... it's a Canadian Fruitbowl"

by DBeast February 28, 2009