call of duty 4

The #1 selling game of 2007, with over 7 million units sold worldwide. Considering that it came out in November, that is very impressive.

Its probably the most fun game that I've ever played. UAV, airstrikes, helicopters, sweet weapons/weapon add-ons and unlockables.

You - "Hey Jesus, can you give me some good advice?"

Jesus - "Buy Call of Duty 4...its the best fucking game ever. I'm already in my 5th prestige!!"

by JoeNelly January 31, 2008

Call Of Duty Madness

when you play cod so much everything just instantly sets you over the edge and you go fuckin nuts, you scream at everything and about everything

(Call Of Duty Madness)
mroof023 killed by xXbiker45...
wdessa36 killed by ThAMayn69...

Mark:YOU CAMPING MOTHER FUCKING PUSSY GROW A SET....FUCK!

Wes:What the FUCK was that come on! no way

Mark:FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Wes:ok we need to go fly a kite or something before we kill someone

by mroof23 July 22, 2011

Call of Duty 4

1. better than any game ever.

2. Better than fudge.

3. Better than going to hell.

Satan: You will come down and work in the fire mines!!!

Me: STFU, IMZ playin COD4. (Call of Duty 4)

Jesus: pwnd!

St. Peter: ROFLCOPTER

by Jon Keegan May 2, 2008

CoD ( Call of Duty)

A videogame made on purpose to keep boys single.
Also known as CoD, Cause of Divorce

Girl: Wanna go out with me?
Boy: No sorry I made a bet that i would get 3 gunships tonight on CoD ( Call of Duty)

by SILENT_KILLER654 January 7, 2011

Call of duty PTSD

A psychological effect from playing too much Call of Duty or other similar FPS games. Usually includes dreams of being fragged, shot at, or randomly waking up screaming in the middle of the night.

John: Hey Tom you look tired today!

Tom: Yea I have Call of duty PTSD. I got fragged again last night in my dreams

John: Thats a shitter, Tom, a real shitter

by helios655 May 5, 2010

Call Of Duty Piss

A long piss you realize you haven't taken after five hours straight of Call of Duty. Usually kind of painful, yet relieves stress and makes your sniping better.

"YES! We just won our 76th Search and Destroy match!" Oh crap. Let's back out for five minutes and take a Call of Duty Piss."

by Kealyyy February 24, 2010

call of duty itis

Calling in sick to school or work just to play Call of Duty 4.

John said he couldn't come to work today,but we know he just has Call of Duty itis!

by joseph skeet boyd August 2, 2008