Cabbage 

A cabbage is person that is simple or below average smarts

Simplest way to say it is retarded

Shut up u cabbage

Cabbage by Clodagh may November 11, 2019

Cabbage 

Slang for "trash", "sum shit", etc.

Person 1:
Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with my dad
Person 2:
Fuck dude, that's sum cabbage

Cabbage by Princexftheflies December 1, 2019

Cabbage 

Ball of shit that is bad for you

Person: I eat cabbages. Other person: ur gay

Cabbage by Dan Pash Autist December 3, 2019

Cabbage 

The nickname for Australian Army Cavalry.

"Tell the cabbages to stop driving like a bunch of dickheads"

"The cabbage just did a skiddy on that poor lady's lawn"

Cabbage by Diggermorale January 22, 2020

Cabbage 

So legendary that Puff Daddy only mildly compares

Bro that dance was so cabbage!!

Cabbage by 615muzic March 31, 2020

Cabbage 

Cabbage

A word used to describe someone sickly, meek, frail or appearing to be soft. May present with bad posture. Probably the smelly kid at school. A light breeze could blow them over

Usually attributed to males in the late teens or early twenties.

Origin - Scrubs

“How the hell did that muppet Sands get through basic training?”
“You mean cabbage? Bro, he’s gonna struggle...look at him.”

Cabbage by SapperT May 30, 2020

Cabbage 

When someone is so bad at video games they might as well be classified as a vegetable.

"This guy is a certified cabbage. He acts like he is using a track pad to aim".

Cabbage by Klwd February 9, 2021