chocolate meat cushion

A soft turd encountered by a penis during anal sex.

A chocolate meat cushion is much more pleasant than probing an impacted colon with your dick.

by OakRaid October 30, 2014

More cushion for the pushin'

1. Means to have sex with a not-so-thin girl (not necessarily "fat").

2. Also refers to how it feels "softer" when engaged in anal or traditional sex.

A little extra weight doesn't bother me on a girl. More cushion for the pushin' I think!

by Why yes, I think I do. March 25, 2007

Wheeling Whoopie Cushion

A male firmly places his mouth over his partners vagina forming a seal, he then blows, forcing air into the vaginal cavity and proceeds to have anal sex with his partner doggie style causing her to queef sporadically. queef doggy style anal sex

Ben likes to do the Wheeling Whoopie Cushion while hogging.

by patrolmangrier July 11, 2008

Whoopee Cushioned

When a woman has been fucked so hard that her vagina forces queefs to occur with every step (for the rest of her life).

Guy 1: "Hear that squeak?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, what is that?"

Guy 1: "I whoopee cushioned your mom last night, better get used to it."

by xLordRevan August 05, 2011

cream cushion

Another word for vagina. Substitute for pussy, cunt, mound, etc...

"I'm totally gonna fondle your cream cushion"

"Stick it in my cream cushion"

by Harry Butch Vonginabeast May 10, 2007

Chinese Pin Cushion

When an Asian female is getting gangbanged by 3 or more dudes.

Mr. Cho's daughter was a Chinese pin cushion for the football team last night.

by G005E October 11, 2006

chocolate whoopee-cushion

Another term for sharting, which occurs when one tries to force a fart and craps instead.

"Sorry, boss, I got to go"
"What? Why?"
"Chocolate whoopee-cushion, just trust me"

by Rs86 February 02, 2010