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The Crouch Start

Where you put yourself in the crouch start and someone fucks you up the ass. You then use the crouch start to sprint away before the other guy cums inside your ass.
Mike: The boys and I did the crouch start last night, had a blast
John: Wow that's fucking gay
by jsobq July 31, 2018
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Dirty Crouch

When a man burps after a drink and it smells of semen.
Dave downed his pint and there was a smell like a dirty crouch.
by Coinsy July 15, 2023
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Crouched

I was so tired I just crouched last night.
by CRussy August 15, 2022
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crouching tiger hidden dragon

The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.
Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."

Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."
by wangbangpro August 21, 2023
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do the crouch

A new dance sweeping the nation in the UK all because one poncy football player got a little too carried away.

Background info can be found at www.dothecrouch.com
I've scored a hat-trick against Jamaica you know what, i think i'll do the crouch
by \_-_-_/ June 11, 2006
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mark crouch

An enterprise-grade tranny.
That retard did a Mark Crouch and cut his own dick off.
by Jazzhands McFeels December 17, 2018
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Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.
Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face
by UwU crust July 20, 2019
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