Take it easy on those Rest In Peach Croissants, bruv. The croissants made in Cali are danker than what we get on the east coast.
by RIP Croissant June 14, 2018
Get the Rest In Peach Croissantmug. I could have dropped my croissant
by WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MY GUY 🤣 April 9, 2021
Get the Croissantmug. A nigga dick being twisted and contorted to the point where it looks like a croissant
Can also be used as an exclamation
Can also be used as an exclamation
by bbbunz November 3, 2023
Get the nigga dick croissantmug. Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”
by SchemeCap January 10, 2018
Get the Croissant Fevermug. Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks
by RealEinstien January 31, 2024
Get the Alien Croissantmug. A beour that works in a bakery tells you where to go everytime you’re looking for something. She usually doesn’t know where to tell you to go but when you get what you’re looking for you come back and show her. She’s always delighted to see whatever you
Come on sure we’ll ask the croissant beour where we can get trapes at this hour.
We may show the croissant beour the joints were after getting even though she didn’t know we were looking for them
We may show the croissant beour the joints were after getting even though she didn’t know we were looking for them
by Jamezy October 5, 2023
Get the Croissant Beourmug. When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.
Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.
Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023
Get the Kenyan Croissantmug.