crap

1.poop
2.another word for darn

1.ew there's some crap in the toilet.
2.crap i just dropped an anchor on my foot!

by krunknerd101 April 18, 2009

crap

Combination of Country & Rap music: CRAP!

turn that crap down -- you are invading my air space you ungrateful thumper!

by mebubba January 2, 2007

craps

the runs, the shits, the trots, what happens when you eat too much taco bell and cant get off the john.

Oh man, i had to skip a date cause i had the craps.

by AndrewB May 28, 2005

Crap

Kidz Bop

I can't believe 'Crap' still makes CDs!
This song is crappy.
Crap deserves to be flushed down the toilet.

by The Jacker April 14, 2010

craps

not to be confused with the gambling game, craps is when 2 ppl drop trough, push their assholes together, and then one of them shits. there is betting, however, only in THIS game, you bet on whether the shit will squish or go in.

Hey you ready to play craps tonight?

ya i got my money all ready. so what casino are we going to?

.... 0.0

by Courtney R. Klein November 17, 2006

Useless Crap for Crap

Another of Strong Bad's favourite sayings.

Why you useless crap for crap!

by Brian March 15, 2004

crap

1. crap offensive (1): something worthless.

2. crap offensive (2): excrement.

3. crap offensive (3): falsehoods and lies.

1. "My furniture is a bunch of cheap crap."

2. "Yuck! I stepped on dog crap!"

3. "I've had enough of your crap."

by Iyad Mahdood January 26, 2013