cram dat

when you have big and large penus and stick it in that shit and fuck hard and make her call your name and cum real fast

john: hey yo you see that fat ass

Sam: yeah. Damn

John: would you hit that

Sam: I'd cram dat

by The prince of D-town March 10, 2009

cram

Cruuuuuum🎶

Woke up this morn to cram myself and ate some cram

by Xanbino420 March 22, 2021

Cram and jam

When you force the penis into vagina while it's soft!!! To get hard

I cram jam cram and jammed it!! Thanks a lot condoms

by anonymous December 11, 2023

Cram

Cram- a mushy substance that if laid out in the sun for a fortnight will be stronger than iron, steel or any kind of metal. It can also be eaten either by soup or meat sadly I cant tell you how or why cram is made sorry only the pros can know cram can also be smoked like a joint or injected into the thigh if injected anywhere else you will OD OK DONT INJECT IT INTO YOUR PENIS IT WONT GROW IN WILL INVERT!!! Get at a cram shack or a cram stall near you! It also comes with a verious flavours like cram, Berry cram, very berry cram.
All credits to ted nivison on YouTube or twitch.

"Hey bro u want to shoot up some cram"
"hey kid you got any CRAAAAAM"
"would you like cram, very cram very berry cram or berry cram"
"WTF is CRAAAAM"

by Jaffa pope January 30, 2021

cram

to have sex

John: I crammed a shorty I met at the club her friend wants to get put on with you
Mike: bet bro she gonna let me cram too?

by 414bandzzzzz July 10, 2022

Face Cram

To post on someone's Facebook Wall repetitively. Almost like spam but more tasteful.

Emma: Thanks for face cramming my Wall yesterday. I got five notifications all from you.

Sydney: Oh, you're welcome.
Evan: Why didn't you face cram my Wall then? I enjoy the spam.

by Wotcha Rosay November 10, 2010

Cram

An unfortunate situation, event, or bind; to screw over or get screwed over. Can be used in lighthearted or serious situations.

"Dude, the teacher gave us extra homework over the weekend; what a cram." "Bro, we got crammed last night at work. So many freaking customers came in during the last ten minutes". "Welp, looks like democracy has died. That's a mega-cram for sure."

by anonymous September 24, 2025