sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

Sweating. Alot

laura: OMG Mr Edmonds sweats alot
robert: it's gross
jarrod: Yeah he is sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

by fleur de Borris September 19, 2009

Crispy Concords

A Fucking Legend

You wish you were Crispy Concords

by Dudeitsme19 December 15, 2020

Concordia

Anglophone university in montreal, qc. The student body is comprised almost entirely of students who were rejected from mcgill university.

What do a McGill student and a Concordia student have in common?

They both applied to McGill.

by martlet October 19, 2009

concerned women for America

a bunch of bible-reading fat ugly slags who doesn't notice that their husbands are screwing gorgeous liberal women.

concerned women for America... the only thing you should be concerned about are your husbands infidelity

by AndreaCow December 10, 2006

concubine

A woman who is involved in a monogamous relationship with a man but is not legally married to him. An old term for a kept woman or girlfriend.

She is usually a willing participant in the relationship and may be of any social status.

Anne Boleyn was just a concubine in the eyes of her opponents and she was slandered as a homewrecker; Katherine of Aragon was Henry VIII's true queen in their eyes.

The harem of the palace did house the Sultan's wives and concubines, but it typically also housed all of the women of the palace, including his mother, sisters, aunts, and cousins.

Queen Catherine de' Medici resented her husband's dalliances with his much older concubine, Diane de Poitiers.

The senator's wife was indignant, barely containing her rage when she confronted her husband about the secret series of concubines that he had.

by Lorelili July 28, 2011

Concubone

Opposite of concubine.
A man in a harem that a powerful woman keeps for sex.

Cougar MILFs often have a few young concubones.

by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009

concert trash

An offensive term for a subculture of ugly high-school girls that go to shows and seldom every watch the bands. They usually wear outfits with polka dots, bows and headbands, tight t-shirts advertising terrible bands like Chiodos (which look all the more tighter consideirng most concert trash are fat) and an unnecessary amount of eye-makeup. While they usually have more money than your average joe, they do everything they can to appear underground (this, however, doesn't stop them from bringing their $200 RAZRs and $300 iPods to local shows). It is important to note that the ugliness and nerdiness of concert trash seperates them from your typical scene chicks.

"Are you going to the Static Lullaby show on Saturday?"

"Hell no. There'll be way too much concert trash."

by jjjizzones February 4, 2007