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Comment regret

Regretting that you commented something on Facebook, because the whole exchange of comments made you look stupid, ignorant or the like ...or just because the conversation got way more complicated than you had imagined.
When that exchange of comment turned into a religious discussion, I had a severe case of comment regret
by AntonU August 22, 2011
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comment cattle

Internet users who post, en mass, mostly-useless comments on online articles.

This term particularly refers to users who post comments on articles which not the kind of articles which require any analysis. The articles generally come in 2 types: (1) articles about superficial topics (such as: entertainment, celebrity) that aren't important enough to comment on. And (2) articles where the general opinion about the article is obvious so there is no need to state it.

Comment cattle are usually the kind of people that like to hear themselves talk, and are generally less intelligent than the average internet user. One of the ironies about comment cattle is that they usually post comments on articles to point out how stupid other people are.

Some savvy internet users now create viral stories to draw in comment cattle, such as the girl who supposedly got a tattoo on her arm after dating her boyfriend for only one week - even though it turned out to be a hoax. Even some legitimate news sites write articles which are particularly designed to bring out comment cattle - "The Huffington Post" and "Yahoo" are two examples.
EXAMPLE 1 - An article about Jenifer Aniston buying new shoes:
Commenter #1: "This article is stupid. Why do they even publish this?"
Commenter #2: "Because it brings out the comment cattle. Like you."

EXAMPLE 2 - An article about a mom who sold her kids for a Big Mac:
Commenter #1: "Burn in hell."
Commenter #2: "I can't believe a mother would do this."
Commenter #987: "She doesn't deserve to be a mother!"
by stocktrader September 16, 2012
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comment-versating

When you have a full conversation with someone on facebook, only its done by continualy commenting back and forth on someone's profile, picture, or status.
Yesterday I commented on his status and an hour later We were still comment-versating about the party last night.
by Zandlo January 12, 2009
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Comment addict

someone who is addicted to other people's comments on websites like youtube etc.
person 1: my name is bob and I'm a comment addict
person 2: bob really defined himself when composing this sentence
person 3: he is such a hoe
person 1: ***** ******* ***** ***
by Jellybean5473 March 2, 2008
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comment countdown

The time someone must wait until they can talk about a leaving person or persons, so that they will not hear. Usually to criticize or laugh about something involving the leaving person(s).
Waitress: I'll be right back with your order.

Comment Countdown Begins: 5... 4.... 3....

Person 1: Dude that waitress was bangin.

Person 2: Way to break the comment countdown, I think she heard you.
by tcm96 May 31, 2010
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comment search

One of the worst features added on YouTube. It is often used by stalkers, usually to reply a single person's comments with retarded comments.
How the heck did that idiotic user find my comments? Oh yes, he was using the comment search! If it wasn't for this stupid feature then I won't get as much retarded comments waiting for me!
by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011
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Comment Jew

Someone who requires the approval of profile comments or picture comments on their myspace.
After submitting a comment on Kayla's profile, I recieved a notification that she requires approval of her comments before they can be posted. Fucking comment jew.
by tedious June 22, 2009
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