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Coach Joe

Coach of the JV B Kellenberg Lacrosse team. Vietnam war veteran. Coach Joe likes to yell at kids for no reason. He is a former greaser.
Coach Joe: Your not gonna make it to the next level if you don't work on your left hand, boy!!

Coach Joe is sucha boss.
by RNelly May 30, 2011
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coach rogers

The failed abortion that looks like the default fortnite skin a retarded FUCK whos mom didnt love him
by Asseater 6666 September 11, 2019
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coach potato

someone who spends most of their time watching TV and doesn't exercise or have any interesting hobbies. Such a person spends most his/her free time sitting or lying on a coach.
My hubby is killing me; he never socializes. He's never asked me to go out; he's a coach potato.
by Iyad Abdelrahman March 29, 2008
mugGet the coach potatomug.

Coach Sleezy

To pay a prostitute a large amount of money to have sex with and then cumming way before your time is up causing the session with the prostitute to be over, pretty much a waste of money.
If you pay $300 for one hour with a prostitute and you cum 15 minutes into the session it was like paying $20 a minute or $75 for 15 minutes wasting $225

The way that pro licked my nuts in the bathroom down in AC last weekend caused me to Coach Sleezy.
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Coach Z

the struggling coach and soon to be rapper with his smash single "these people try to fade me".from homestarrunner.com
coach z:ive got a great costume!"
by brett October 16, 2003
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coach carter

A phrase used to describe something either superficially inspirational or downright sappy.
First Example

Movie Doctor: Sir, it looks like your son is going to survive the truck accident after all.

Movie Father: COACH CARTER!

Second Example

Driving Teacher: Well, you'll be glad to know that because you saved the family farm from the evil corporation AND drove so well, you are getting your license today!

Driving Student: This news is so Coach Carter!
by Calcium Deficiency May 13, 2008
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Coach Slight

The absolute most amazing Biology teacher on this earth. Sombody who can give some crazy awesome Lifeology lessons. He is unforgettable.
Man, who is that cool Biology techer over there, ha yea thats Coach Slight!
by Probs! December 8, 2010
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