Alligator climbing a lemon tree

A very popular saying with a profound meaning.

Yo, look at that alligator climbing a lemon tree.

by Alligator climbing a lemon tre August 24, 2022

Climbing the Great Wall of Vagina

To have sex, usually from behind, with an Chinese girl.

"How did your date with Ming Hu go last night?" "Dude, I was Climbing the Great Wall of Vagina all night!"

by H. P. Lovecraft May 4, 2006

rock climbing club

when a girl named diana flirts with two boys in her classs, she is signing up for rock climbing club

Diana is signing up for the rock climbing club

by kristen April 24, 2005

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Masterbation

Masterbation, to Climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy. I.E. Jizz

by Richierd April 10, 2011

climb out the pussy

a phrase usually said to someone who is ballbiting or acting "in the way"

Cas: Sher, didn't you fuck that nerd last year?
Sher: Climb out the pussy, Cas. Get over yourself

by decentusq November 17, 2009

plaster climbing

Climbing where the only equipment or supplies carried is a bottle of booze, carried in hand. Must be performed outside, with every member of the group completely smashed. Survival should come as a surprise.

Plaster climbing sounds like a good idea after a few days of drinking, and only then.

by Phil Ski July 16, 2006

climb boulders

a way to tell someone you aren't doing something they ask OR telling someone to go fuck off and get away from you, essentially another way of telling someone to go kick rocks.

timmy: yo johnny how bout you stop by kwikmart and get me a sixer of miller lite before you go to danielles?
johnny: uhh how bout you go climb some boulders.

Mom: hey son can you do your laundry and clean the dishes since i let you live here for free
Son: go climb boulders bitch

by danny_boi November 20, 2007