The clarinet is the best instrument in the band, and the one with the most parts to put together. The clarinets are usually always the band director's favorite section because they actually LEARN their parts and DON'T TALK while the director's talking (unlike the trumpets), and LISTEN to the director, unlike the percussionists.
Band Director: Thank you clarinets for actually learning your parts to the music and practicing, UNLIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. I wish you knuckleheads would be more like the clarinets. (saying "UNLIKE EVERYBODY ELSE" louder so everybody else can hear him and kindly teasing the rest of the band by calling them knuckleheads, as that's their little class nickname.)
by Dance_Softball_Gurl December 28, 2021
The most gay and annoying instrument out there. People only play it because they are small and cheap.
by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019
by krillabis April 04, 2025
A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.
Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.
by Smelly Randolph December 09, 2015
One who plays a clarinet whilst acting as a bimbo, unfortunately once a clarinet bimbo always a clarinet bimbo.
by Wut28 August 01, 2017
Football player 1: what instrument is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!
Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!
Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?
by Emmadilemma1305 March 21, 2019
THE WEIRDEST FUCKING INSTRUMENT TO PLAY! Often slobbered on by people who deep throaght the instrument while looking insane
by trfygubhjknlm May 09, 2019