Clarinet

either your dogshit at it or your amazing

i am dogshit at playing clarinet

by krillabis April 4, 2025

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

clarinet

a hand looking butt plug

please hand me my clarinet my butt needs a fucking

by gaydier January 26, 2024

glass clarinet

A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut

I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!

by Huffle-Puff-Daddy September 11, 2016

clarinet

the best instrument ever. plays in concert, marching, and jazz bands. mostly girls and gays but some random football players too (for some reason.) can be used as an insult or a compliment. better than saxophones.

trumpet: is that girl a clarinet?
trombone: how could you say that...?

saxophone: ew its a clarinet
clarinet: we're just better than u lmao stay mad

by paztels April 17, 2023

waterlogged clarinet

When a female gets a mouthful of liquid and spits it down a mans urethra . This is a dangerous maneuver best performed by professionals

Lydia took a mouthful of water and gave mike a waterlogged clarinet

by Destructaclese April 10, 2016

Bass Clarinet

THE WEIRDEST FUCKING INSTRUMENT TO PLAY! Often slobbered on by people who deep throaght the instrument while looking insane

"hey your bass clarinet is too far down your throat!"

by trfygubhjknlm May 8, 2019