Christ monger

someone that sells christ!

kyle is a christ monger.

by zach04 June 19, 2008

christ fister

A hard rock/metal band created in London outside the Astoria (before the CKY gig) by Christos Athens (drums), Dan Newcastle (Lead singer/guitar) and Joe York (groupie). The bands lyrics are mostly based on religion issues. Hit song: Fuck Judas up the ass (and make the motherfucker bleed). Their logo is a jesus bend over with a fist up his ass.

Christ Fister rule!!!!

by XRIÓôÏS April 1, 2004

Christ Killa'

Developed by the Pope, A.K.A. - Scottious, the word used to define a Jewish person.

"Shut the fuck up Christ Killa'"

by Beebs October 9, 2006

Christ Church Secondary School

Yoshi is awesome

I was admitted to Christ Church Secondary School!

by akhylys August 21, 2021

christ on a bicycle kick

Used to express incredulity at an overheaded goal

"Look at this overhead kick that was disallowed"

"Christ on a bicycle kick!"

by horsefacenose August 26, 2011

christ on a crutch

An expletive usually expressing disbelief or exasperation. It is the opposite to that of a Christian person saying ‘Christ on the cross.’ Somewhat akin to saying ‘Shit on a stick.’

“Christ on a fucking crutch, will you shut up and give me a break?!”

With a sigh and a shake of the head: “Christ on a crutch, I can’t believe how stupid this is.”

by logic000 July 6, 2012

Christ Move

Also known as a Jesus Christ Move, or simply a Jesus Move. A term used to describe one's attempt to perform any action or maneuver that would require divine or miraculous aid.

Guy 1: "Dude that chick over there is so hot!"
Guy 2: "I know man, I think I am gonna go talk to her . . ."
Guy 1: "Dude! how?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man, its a Christ Move"

by John - Paul Donovan August 4, 2008