Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018

Schrödinger's Cat's in the Bag

Referring to a secret/rumor you're not sure has gotten around

Person X: Has the secret/rumour gotten around yet?
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now

by The Daft Knee February 7, 2022

The cat’s vajanas

A combination and crossover of the cats ass and the cats pyjamas. Someone or something that is excellent and deserving of praise. To be used when in the company of likeminded peers that can be crass but in a PG-13 language setting where “the cat’s ass” might be too strong a use of language (with children present or around clergy members for example).

Bill: Hey Tom, I saw you pull up to the school in a new Lincoln Aviator. What do you think of the massaging seats?
Bill’s 6 year old son Bobby: Dad, what’s an Aviator?
Bill: It’s a very nice car, son . . . Well, Tom. What do you think?
Tom: Honestly, their the cat’s vajanas.

by Dr. Jett January 12, 2023

The cat's claw

A British idiom which describes an arched eyebrow entailing confusion or judgment.

Sally gave James the cat's claw when asking where he was last night. James could not tell if this was a look of confusion or judgment.

by EricTaylor_28 April 6, 2024

simon's cat

our lord and savior. his name is hugh. he is a worldstar youtuber. 4m subs and counting

"Jess, who do you like?"
"Alas, I like Simon's Cat."
*gasp*
"wehhhh"

by whydidimakethisoops January 24, 2018

Neo's Cat

Observational hypothesis used to determine whether the reality humans experience is actual or artificially generated. If artificially generated, the hypothesis predicts the discovery of a glitch in the form of a digital process or isolated physical event that uncharacteristically repeats itself almost verbatim. If artificially generated, this hypothesis predicts the discovery of a glitch in the form of a digital process or isolated physical event that uncharacteristically repeats itself almost verbatim.

“Did you see that? I swear to God it’s Neo's Cat all over again. Tell the programmer I want out!”

by Nano Hunter October 7, 2009

paul newman's cat

Charity, Paul Newman's cat, is whom all of Paul Newman's profits go to, hence the term on all of Paul Newman's food and drink products," All Profits To Charity."

Paul Newman's cat sure has a lot of money.

by Jedijonathan1234 July 24, 2015