by someone caden knows August 9, 2018
Get the Caden mug.Caden also spelled (Kaden) was born in a shack north of the Mexican border. For the climate he was born in he is white af. He's the kind of kid who played Dragon Ball Z on his playstation 2 while his parents argued in the back room. For a caden this is normal but is highly rejected by most cadens entering the teenage years. Most caden's have fast motabolisms and will stay scrawny until late 40's. A caden wI'll lose his imperfect hairline by his early 20's. Most people notice he wears a hat, that's the effect of his paranoia for his terrible hairline. They are very self-conscious and get super triggered when offended. A caden wears glasses even though he doesn't need them because he believes they keep the devil from staring inside him to find no soul.
Wow he doesn't even need those glasses. He must be a caden.
Girl1: That guys hairline is terrible!
Girl2: I heard he was a caden.
Girl1: So he must be 20.
Girl1: That guys hairline is terrible!
Girl2: I heard he was a caden.
Girl1: So he must be 20.
by SteveDaFish February 16, 2018
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Get the Caden mug.Caden is a cute gay twink, although he is in the closet about his sexuality, it's not very hard to tell. He always wears skin tight jeans and also sometimes shirts. He is a cute, sexy, horny, gay teen boy that any man would be lucky to fuck. He will spank you, grab your privates and booty, and he will constantly talk gay. When he finally convinces you to have sex he will come out as gay and y'all will be lovers for life. He also likes oral and anal, topping, and bottoming during sex.
Cadens skinny jeans really make his already sexy booty really hot!
I know, it is making me so horny!
He just grabbed my ass, he bust be Caden!
I know, it is making me so horny!
He just grabbed my ass, he bust be Caden!
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