CPR

CreamPieRy

Are you cpr certified? Yes I am! Ry certified me personally.

by RaulLlopezz October 7, 2023

Toilet CPR

The act of using a plunger repeatedly on a clean toilet to push an item thru that accidentally got flushed.. like a plastic tampon applicator.

Oh my God, I need to do toilet CPR because my hair extension fell into the toilet and got flushed!

by Moxee Eutopia November 11, 2015

does cpr

shit that happens when a squid and a bag fuck

does cpr

by DataBoost January 1, 2019

Beaver CPR

When a girl has to tell a guy to go down on her

Him: That blow job was great.

Her: Before you pass out you need to do some Beaver CPR.

by Joni J April 27, 2019

misery X cpr

The legendary mix of the songs CPR by cupcakKe and Misery by maroon 5. It can also be mixed with the song apple bottom jeans and that one reeses puffs song.

Person 1: yo whats your favourite song
Person 2: misery x CPR
Person 1: go fuck yourself

by applsauz :3 August 5, 2023

Cunt CPR

The act of cunnilingus.

She was lying there like a dead horse. Cunt CPR seemed to do the trick.

by jaytmek April 28, 2014

cpr straddle

That is when someone straddles you like a beast in heat while administering CPR.

Wow did you see how she gave him the CPR straddle after he was found not breathing over there in the corner?

by CPR STRADDLE April 23, 2013